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    I watched her sing "these boots are made for walking"..an old Nancy Sinatra song that was lousy back in the 60's and was slaughtered even more on Good Morning America this morning..She seems very nice..but she can't sing and she can't dance...she just poses cute...is that it???...

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ August 05, 2005 07:08 PM: Message edited by: cherrysmum ]</font>

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    Mummy...you should see her video of that song...the girl is barely dressed and looks like she is trying to make love to the general lee...Jonathan held his breath for a full 2 minutes as his tongue slowly reached the floor!!!

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    so what you're saying is, she is sort of like a stripper???

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    Yeah straight from a preachers daughter to imitatin Madonna!!! She needs to go back to whore island!!!

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    She cant sing, cant dance and definately cant act.

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    Making love to the car or the actual general?

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    a2srap


    Now Listen, You're not being nice or fair about Jessica.

    She Has Two Things Going For Her. She can...Well no she can't really, BUT she can...Well no she doesn't do that very well ether...But She...Ah She...

    Can anyone say eye candy?

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    She looks as natural as...as...as Mariah Carey.

    I think Barbie Dolls are more realistic looking and have better acting/singing/dancing skills.

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    And what made me wanna shoot my TV like Elvis was when I was watching music videos and I saw Jessica sing a vesion of Robbie Williams Angels song. She crucified it! It was just plain awful and she sounded like a cat in heat meowling for the Toms.

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    I am in total agreement!!!

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